Ned Kelly Review 2 December 11, 2002
By fairytoes
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First yes very sexy Orli walking with his hands in his pockets. Very sexy Orli
on a horse, well pretty much stays sexy throughout the whole film, in fact I'd
go so far as to say that as Ned gets hairier Orli gets sexier.
Hehehe.
The Chinese thing. Trying to remember now. There's the bit where
SPOILERS - Ned has just gotten out of jail and they're all in the local boozer,
there's some Chinese blokes there too, and Joe has girls all over him, the
Chinese blokes speak to Joe in Chinese saying that he's a lucky dog or something
along those lines, you know what I mean, and as Joe is leaving with the bird he
turns around and says something along the lines of how he can't help it, it's
just natural talent. Can't remember exactly but that's the gist of it. And the
way it just comes out seems very natural. I can't remember if he speaks Chinese
again later in the film.
In the film Joe is the educated guy who, Ned
gets him to read and write the letter and newspapers.
Yeah he's pretty
much always in the coat, and sometimes in a wee hat.
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Was part of some research reviewing thing and my local cinema was chosen,
about 200 of us, and they showed us the nearly finished product.
Actually in answer to Little Hobbit Foot's
review, there are certain points on which I'd agree, I think namely that
Naomi Watts performance may have been slightly superfluous and not necessarily
worthy of third billing, and Geoofrey Rush was definitely under-utlised.
As for the accents, I think aside from Heath who as I mentioned before has
improved greatly in his Irish accent from his initial attempts in the series
Roar, probably could still do with a wee bit of work everyone else I thought was
superb. I spent a year living and working with Irish men, and when listening to
the accents of the other accents, especially Orli's I was very impressed, in a
lot of cases I would not have been able to tell the difference, an Irish man
probably could but that's neither here nor there.
When a little way into the movie after we are introduced to Joe Byrne he
certainly comes out with a phrase in Chinese I think shock would definitely be
the right word. I was actually with my Chinese friend watching this movie and
she was startled, her comment was that his Chinese accent was actually okay.
High praise indeed, since I still struggle with the couple of words she's taught
me.
I think what worked especially well in Orli's case was his soft voice,
coupled with an Irish accent is it deadly, and my fetish for men on horseback
just made it work. It was nice to see Orli's training from LOTR paying off when
he displayed a great command over his horse. I think also that as Joe he got to
play a slightly more varied emotional range than he did as Legolas the elf, and
it does him credit, you can tell immediately why people are signing him up left
right and centre, he's a very talented man.
I don't want to disappoint but the love scene between he and Rachel Griffiths
couldn't really be classed as a love scene. I don't know how the final cut will
appear but this scene was very humourous, and once I got over the initial shock
of seeing Orli leering at someone and overtly staring at her bosom, right before
she jumped on him (who wouldn't?) it was very believable. In fact after getting
over that he does make a very endearing ladies man. I certainly wouldn't say no.
:-)
The final battle between the outlaws and the police saw the four Irishmen
confronting the gathered Queens forces in their armour. While Little Hobbit Feet
may have had a fair point in saying that they should have immediately shot for
the arms and legs, at the same time you can see that the police are confused.
There is smoke from all the guns going off, and none of the policemen at first
can ascertain why the outlaws haven't been taken down by well aimed shots to the
chest, and of course Officer Hare has been shot by Ned.
The outlaws are then forced to retreat inside where the final shootout
begins. The police shockingly begin firing upon the building and as a diversion
to allow the hostages to flee from the rear Ned goes back outside to draw fire
from the policemen. Shockingly the police fire upon the innocent hostages as
they leave the building, leaving 3 outlaws and a number of corpses within the
building. Panic is being to steal over them and whilst Ned has collapsed
somewhere outside the police again concentrate their fire upon the hotel.
Without spoiling things let me just say that Joe's death is swift without the
gross overacting that sometimes comes from a fairly new actor, and the ending
for the poor wee lads that are left is tragically sad, and left me quite close
to tears.
I wouldn't say that Ned's ending was the best one, but it wasn't bad either,
and there is almost a look of respect in Hare's eyes as the train pulls away
from the station.
I must warn anyone that wants to watch this though that if you are a friend
to animals you may be upset by certain scenes in the film. The film itself was
obviously in need of some touch ups but only to the film and colour quality
which they did warn us about before they screened it, but on the whole, and I
would have to say that judging by the laughter in the crowd that the film was
well received by this test audience. I liked it immensely and am really looking
forward to the finished article when it is released.
Ned Kelly Review 1 December 4, 2002
By anonymous
Last night was one of the first screenings of The Kelly Gang and I just wanted
to say that I saw it and it was fantastic. Orlando Bloom fulfilled his role with
great success as the sexy, suave, smooth-talking sidekick Joe Byrne that seduces
at least half a dozen women. (When Orli allures Rachel Griffiths’ character,
Mrs. Scott, the whole audience was laughing and cheering.) He speaks a little
Chinese to get his way with one woman. And by the way, you’ll even get to see
Orli in the bathtub in this flick. He’s really the only humorous character that
brings some comedy into this action movie. However, this was a really grimy role
for him. He dons the beard and a dirty face for a good portion of the film but
his good looks don’t betray him then or ever in the movie. So I doubt that won't
stop the thousands of Orli lovers from not seeing this film. This movie is very
violent and dark. A lot of shooting and blood and guts and some other disturbing
scenes (Orli drinks horses blood because the Kelly Gang cannot find food or
water) will undoubtedly make this film rated R. Anyway, even though this movie
belongs to Heath Ledger, Orlando holds his own as the faithful friend to Ned
Kelly and he really stood out. A good portion of the audience only went to see
how Orli would do without pointy ears, and let me tell you: there is nothing
sexier than Orlando Bloom with tousled brown curly hair, those deep brown eyes,
and gun at his side. lol. But on a more unfortunate note, be prepared for a
really sad ending. Anyway, I recommend it to everyone, especially Orli fans.